April 2012
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While undressing him with my eyes I found myself silently cursing you. Because before you, I would have never found a man like that attractive.
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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I don’t suppose I really know you very well - but I know you smell like the...
– Zelda Fitzgerald
My vodka gummy bears turned into vodka jello. You won’t find me complaining.
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It's always nice when your escape comes to you.
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I know, I’m sorry. I’m just trying not to leave for Ghana with anymore baggage than what fits into my Osprey. And you don’t fit into a 65 liter pack.
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I want to own every outfit Brittany Murphy wears...
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